Process Is a Dish Best Served Cold
As previously mentioned, I'd started a private investigations business not long before we discovered we were pregnant. It was doing pretty well, but it resulted in me being fairly busy and at weird...
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I Melted Microphones Instead of Cones of Ice Cream
I know, I know, first you guys weren't expecting some random writer's exercise involving cartoon characters/toys of my youth. Now, thanks to the timing, you're expecting some kind of clever and funny...
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The Key That Breaks The Lock
I'm going to jump forward in time a bit. I planned to jump around a lot, actually, but it hasn't worked out. Thus far it's just made more sense to start at birth and move forward a bit. Maybe because...
View ArticleVomitorium
So my son was sick earlier this week. Throwing up, low grade fever, the whole deal. The last time he had a tummy bug was so long ago that he doesn't remember it at all. Cut him some slack, he's four,...
View ArticleSuper Pooper (A Mostly True Story)
"DAD! Where's my Green Lantern mask?" I sighed. "I don't know, I think you had it in my bedroom this morning. Did you look there?" The noise of running feet echoed down hallways. Then silence. "Did you...
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The Sound of Silence
I realize few of you that know me in real life will believe this. And those of you who know my son in real life will accuse of me fanciful lies and outlandish hoaxes. But it's a tale that must be told...
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The Quotable Peanut
Tomorrow I'm going to tell how my ridiculously stubborn child finally came to add a word to his vocabulary after months of "mama" and the nonsensical "igilee." But today, I'm going to share with you a...
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Crabapple
So my beloved and (now) intensely gregarious son, from here on known as Peanut, was nearly two before he spoke more than two words (one of which was not actually a word in any language I've ever heard...
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Ain’t That a Kick In The Head
We signed the boy up for soccer because this is apparently a thing parents do to their children. Honestly, I don't understand why soccer. I mean, I think football is really stupid, too, but at least...
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A Quick Story of Initials
This is a short story about my son. Well, truthfully, it's more about his teacher, or at last how clever she is. We're all really big fans of her's here, my son, wife, and I. I hope this short story...
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